Imitation is the Highest Form of Flattery

Imitation is the highest form of flattery...I 100% do not agree with that statement. Build your own road, name it what you want, and erect some guard rails so that you can remain in your own lane. "Be yourself. The world worships the ORIGINAL"--Ingrid Bergman

The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken

Is it me or is the ice cream machine broken in every fast food joint in America? The temperature outside is on hell and the quickest thing to cool you down is ice cream. What's the problem? Can a McDonald's employee put me up on game? The ice cream machine repair man's pockets must be on swole. But it dawned on me...maybe they don't want to clean the damn machine at the end of the night. Maybe that's it. Maybe it's more trouble to clean it than it is to clean the grill. I'm waiting for the day I pull up to the drive thru and they tell me the grill is broken..."the grill broke shawty...we got that ice cream though folk."